Glenndel's Blessed Life

A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter says to him, “Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don’t you get yourself something to eat?”

The doctor goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. “I’m a doctor” he says, “I’m a busy man, I don’t have time to wait in line.”

The others say, “You’re in heaven now, we’re all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!”

A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the doctor notices a man come dashing in wearing scrubs and a lab coat, stethoscope around his neck. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep. “Hey,” he says to the guy in front of him, “Who does that guy think he is?”

“Oh, that’s God,” says the guy, “He likes to play doctor.”

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her class of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

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A young woman brings home her fiancee to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.

“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.

“A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”

“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancee.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”

The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

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A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.

He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canap?s the young man realized that he couldn’t hold it in one second longer without exploding.

A tiny fart escaped.
‘Spot,’ called out the young woman’s mother to the family dog lying at the young man’s feet.

Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.

‘Spot,’ she cried out sharply.

I’ve got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I’ll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.

‘Spot,’ shrieked the mother, ‘get over here before he shits on you.’

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Paddy walks through town one day when he spots an interesting looking box in a shop window.

He enters the shop, grabs the box and gives it a shake.
Paddy thinks to himself ‘God, this must be some sort of million piece jigsaw’. He buys the jigsaw.

When he arrives home, he pours the jigsaw out across the table. But all of the pieces are the same. Paddy tries turning them over but they still all look the same. So he decides to ring up his mate Patrick.

‘Hello Patrick?’

‘Hello Paddy!’

‘Patrick I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ve bought this million piece jigsaw and all of the pieces look the same.

‘Well have you tried turning them over Paddy?’

‘Yes,yes I’ve tried that and they still all look the same.’

‘OK I’ll come round to your house in a minute, but tell me one more thing, what’s on the front of the box?’

‘Oh, some sort of cockerel.’

When Patrick arrives at Paddy’s, he takes him through to the living room where the jigsaw is laid out across the table.

‘You see Patrick, this is my million piece jigsaw with all the pieces that look the same.’

And Patrick says…

‘Paddy,that’s a box of corn flakes!!!’