Glenndel's Blessed Life

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A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town.

At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will contribute $1,000.”

Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder.

He promptly stood back up and shouted, “Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000.”

Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he this time he virtually screamed, “Pastor, I will double my last pledge.”

He sat down, and a larger chunk of plaster fell on his head.

He stood up once more and hollered, “Pastor, I will give $20,000!”

This prompted a deacon to shout, “Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!”

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A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, “What the heck am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

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A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter says to him, “Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don’t you get yourself something to eat?”

The doctor goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. “I’m a doctor” he says, “I’m a busy man, I don’t have time to wait in line.”

The others say, “You’re in heaven now, we’re all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!”

A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the doctor notices a man come dashing in wearing scrubs and a lab coat, stethoscope around his neck. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep. “Hey,” he says to the guy in front of him, “Who does that guy think he is?”

“Oh, that’s God,” says the guy, “He likes to play doctor.”

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When I visited the site, I found more than a couple of things that I need to have such as Hats. I told my hubby about this website and his really happy that I finally found the things that I need. So, check this out and see if like it much as I do.

A kindergarten teacher was observing her class of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

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